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  1. Columbo's Message to Obama









    Ah, sorry to bother

    you Mr.. Obama, Sir. . .


    Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean President Obama, Sir Um . .. I know you're busy, and important and stuff. I mean, running the county is very important and -- ah -- I hate to bother you, Sir. I will only take a minute. Ok, Sir?

    See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering, Sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.

    Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says, boy, she wishes she had digs like this, you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow! I saw something like that in a museum once.

    Oh, sorry Sir. I didn't mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island Sir? No? I didn't think so...

    Well, listen, anyway, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be "Not released" or "Not available." I'm sure it's just an oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are --

    I -- I have them written down here somewhere -- oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It was raining out. I'll just read it to you.

    Could you please help me find these things, Sir?

    1. Occidental College records -- Not released
    2. Columbia College records -- Not released
    3. Columbia Thesis paper -- "Not available"
    4.. Harvard College records -- Not released
    5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released
    6. Medical records -- Not released
    7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- Not available
    8. Your Illinois State Senate records -- Not available
    9. Law practice client list -- Not released
    10. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate -- Not released
    11. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released
    12. Record of your baptism -- Not available

    Oh and one more thing Mr. President, I can't seem to find any articles you published as editor of the Harvard Law Review, or as a Professor at the University of Chicago. Can you explain that to me, Sir?

    Oh, but hey -- listen! I know you're busy! If this is too much for you right now -- I mean -- tell you what. I'll come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you're busy. I'll just let myself out. I'll be back tomorrow. And the day after. . .
    What's that Mr. President? Who wants to know these things?


    We the People of the United States of America ! You know, the ones that vote.

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    Amen.
    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

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    MADnMO,,,,,,,you know you can get arrested for that bumper sticker ,,,,,,in Shreveport,,,,,,,
    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what's for dinner. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote." - Benjamin Franklin

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    Quote Originally Posted by rugerfan.64 View Post
    MADnMO,,,,,,,you know you can get arrested for that bumper sticker ,,,,,,in Shreveport,,,,,,,
    Louisiana? No way. I come from Louisiana and about the only thing I support for Obama is the health care plan. The conversion of language classes from French to Spanish because of the amount of illegal immigrants really pissed me off. I learned neither French nor Spanish because they converted half way through my schooling. I wish I had the opportunity to learn one or the other...

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    right on!
    You can have my freedom as soon as I'm done with it!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rugerfan.64 View Post
    MADnMO,,,,,,,you know you can get arrested for that bumper sticker ,,,,,,in Shreveport,,,,,,,
    Don't really go to LA but if I did it would not be the first time I have been arrested.
    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same. - Ronald Reagan

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