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    Dear American Liberals,Leftist,Social Progressives

    Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists,
    Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

    We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this
    latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I
    know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future
    generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two
    ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is
    right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it
    up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

    Here is a model separation agreement:

    Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each
    taking a portion. We'll take the land and homes that we worked and paid for,
    and you can keep your Section 8 apartments and ghettos (ones that our
    tax dollars have already paid for - we don't want them.)

    We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome
    to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll
    take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep
    Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible
    for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).

    We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical
    companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless,
    homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey
    moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC
    and Hollywood.

    You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to
    invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks
    and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under
    assault, we'll help provide them security.

    We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam,
    Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N..
    but we will no longer be paying the bill.

    We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can
    take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

    You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.
    We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll
    keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure
    you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to
    Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

    We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up
    poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our
    history, our name, our God and our flag.

    Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like
    minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just
    hit delete.

    In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which
    one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

    Sincerely,

    John J. Wall
    Law Student and an American

    P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you.
    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what's for dinner. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote." - Benjamin Franklin

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    Amen.
    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

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    Great Post!!!
    He killed it!!!

    Reap the Vision...
    ...Mike

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    I'm in!

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    Awesome! I copied it and emailed to everyone on my list....hope you don't mind?!!!

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    Copy and share!!!

    Share this with everyone,,,hopefully the idea will catch on and we'll get some releif!
    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what's for dinner. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote." - Benjamin Franklin

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    Yeah, it's good. I got it several weeks ago on e-mail.

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    I know a few people that needs to read that!
    USAF Retired, CATM, SC CWP, NH NR CWP, NRA Benefactor
    To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them... -- Richard Henry Lee, 1787

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    right on. I agree to those terms.
    You can have my freedom as soon as I'm done with it!!!

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    This has been around for awhile, but bears repeating. It is definitely spot-on.
    -= Piece Corps =-

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