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    You Might Be A Red Neck

    We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to
    take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
    values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
    before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
    choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
    Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are
    made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the
    same, pass this on to your redneck friends.

    Y'all know who ya are

    You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
    be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'

    You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
    the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

    You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas'
    instead of 'Winter Festival.'

    You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
    someone prays.

    You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
    hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem

    You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
    veterans with great respect, and always have.

    You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
    American flag, nor intend to.

    You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
    and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

    You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
    raised your kids to do the same.

    You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
    a friend.

    God Bless the USA !

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    Looks like I might be a redneck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronwill View Post
    We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to
    take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
    values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
    before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
    choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
    Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are
    made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the
    same, pass this on to your redneck friends.

    Y'all know who ya are

    You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to ]
    be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'
    Never have; God is not defined.

    You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
    the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
    Free speech; though I don't care for the 'end of world/judgment day/repent' signs around here.

    You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas'
    instead of 'Winter Festival.'
    Christmas is what is being celebrated. Just because you're not Christian doesn't mean you can't.. Same with Halloween, how many people that celebrate it are Celtic?

    You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
    someone prays.
    I always do out of respect if I am at someones house who prays before they eat, though I don't close my eyes.

    You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
    hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem
    Who doesn't?

    You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
    veterans with great respect, and always have.
    Everyone should, for or against whatever wars.

    You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
    American flag, nor intend to.
    I doubt anyone on this forum has

    You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
    and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
    Or don't believe.

    You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
    raised your kids to do the same.
    As long as the respect is returned.

    You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
    a friend.
    Would for a stranger if I don't think they have ill intentions. ie liquor, drugs, etc

    God Bless the USA !
    You might be a true American if..
    For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan .When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours - Stephen Roberts

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    Yep, sounds like "You might be an American if" God Bless Her!! sign me up

  7. Sounds about right to me!!

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    Well...

    I am a redneck. Proud of it. BOCOMO - Little Dixie.

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    Proud redneck here!!

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    I am a redneck. Not by birth, but by choice and proud of it.

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