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    SO, would a flamethrower/ 12ga w/ 000 made of silver, soaked in holy water & garlic cover my bases ?? I threw in the silver just in case someone now tell me that werewolves are real too.

    I better brush up watching my traing manuals from Hollywood.
    "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf". ~George Orwell / Rudyard Kipling

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    Maybe reloading with oak-tipped FMJ would do for the vampires. The really cool thing is that the oak bullets will catch ablaze when shot, so you are shooting flaming oak bullets through the vampires. Remember, PLACEMENT IS EVERYTHING!



    Werewolves are easy to deal with; just smelt some of your mom's antique spoons and cast them into bullets for reloading. Survival is still a 50/50 proposition though, since your mom will likely feed you to the...





    Mummies dislike fire so I hear... incendiary bullets?
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    Speaking of vampires.

    Any of you see "30 Days of Night"?
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HmE_DuTNs4

    Pretty good SHFT vampire movie.

    12ga still the best anti-zombie/vampire/werewolf firearm available. :p


    Another SHFT vampire/zombie movie coming this December is "I Am Legend" staring Wil Smith.
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgyO8jl2pGM

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    I have an 8 shot Mossberg Persuader 12 gauge under my bed with about 1000 rounds.

    That's my kit.

    Tarzan
    1 Timothy 5:8

    "But if any aprovide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel."

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    [QUOTE=Quiet;5766]Speaking of vampires.

    Any of you see "30 Days of Night"?
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HmE_DuTNs4

    Pretty good SHFT vampire movie.

    12ga still the best anti-zombie/vampire/werewolf firearm available. :p

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    I saw it this weekend. It wasn't bad. Better than most vampire movies. Except Night Watch, of course! ;)

    It wasn't like other horror movies, that are yawningly predictable. I found it to be a fresh take on some old legends.

    Now, how exactly is the 12 gauge shotgunthe best defense against vampires and werewolves? We saw them virtually useless against vampires in 30 Days of Night (until the survivalist guy used it to shoot their heads clean off). And shot shells containing white oak and/or silver are not exactly found in every corner gun store.

  7. You're a bunch of weanies.

    A real MAN would use one of these:



    or possibly one of these


  8. No, and I mean NO minion of the undead can survive a blade. And you get style points. All you need is a soundtrack playing some house techno and you're good to roll.

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    Zombies

    Quote Originally Posted by Hoplites1234 View Post
    We'd simply need to redirect the Zombies to Washington DC and all the state capitals where they would quickly starve from lack of human targets.

    They are already in D.C. except they are called buracrats and they are doing a pretty good job on us already.
    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

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    Zombies, werewolves, vampires, etc are what I keep this big tank of plasma around for. They won't survive a state change that howls out of 500 gigawatts of magnetic confinement. :D
    Last edited by toreskha; 01-06-2008 at 04:10 AM.

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    7.62 man portable minigun

    It is only good for as long as ammo and bateries hold out but man what a roar.

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