[Humor] Survivor Texas Style...


LVLouisCyphre

Obama is a mack daddy!
Forwarded to me from a friend of mine in Houston.
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A major network is planning a new "survivor" show.

In response, the State of Texas is planning: "Survivor, Texas Style".

The contestants will start in El Paso, travel I-20 through Pecos, Odessa, Midland, Big Spring, Abilene, Ft.Worth & Dallas. They will then proceed down to Waco, Austin, over to Houston, back to San Antonio, up I-10 to Kerrville, Sonora, up to San Angelo, up to Lamesa, Lubbock, to Amarillo over to Hereford and back to El Paso.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo, with a bumper sticker that reads:

"I'm gay, I voted for Barrak Obama and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to El Paso wins.
 

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wolfhunter

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Well, the producers won't have to worry about paying out a prize...
 

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