Mark Your Calendar For Next Saturday!


Sheldon

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As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see
any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide
If he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women
are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help
weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-
terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in
front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to
demonstrate they think it’s okay to see nude women other than
their wife, and to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at
your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity. God bless America!

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to
at least 5 people you're a terrorist sympathizing lily-livered
coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat!
 

Memphis

New member
I'm pretty sure my wife won't fall for this (though my neighbors would pay I'm sure). I'll pass this along to her and see if she goes for it. ;)
 

Red Hat

New member
That has been around for some while. I've set out by the road every Saturday for years with a 6-pack and haven't seen the first nude woman. I guess patriotism isn't what it use to be...;)
 

tattedupboy

Thank God I'm alive!
If you don't send this to
at least 5 people you're a terrorist sympathizing lily-livered
coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat!
My God, I can't have anyone thinking I'm one of those! Where do I sign up?
 

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