Sarah Palin Facts


PascalFleischman

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•Sarah Palin was to walk out to the singing of Angels, but convention organizers thought it might come off as showing off.

• Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin.

• Sarah Palin prepped for this speech with a ritual sacrifice of Susan Estrich.

• Sarah Palin has actually travelled backwards in time from after the roll call to accept the nomination retroactively.

• Sarah Palin doesn’t actually have an accent, it’s distortion from her telepathic broadcast directly into your brain.

• In 2003, the US considered deploying Sarah Palin to Iraq as a 1-woman commando squad, but wanted to make it a fair fight.

• As head of Alaska’s Nat’l Guard, Sarah Palin taught troops in a training exercise to scare a grenade into not exploding.

• Sarah Palin drives herself to work everyday - in an M1A1 tank

• Sarah Palin believes in change, too. She takes it from your pockets after striking you dead.

• Sarah Palin wears three quarter length sleeves to keep from getting blood on her clothes when she kills liberals.

• The diamonds in Sarah Palin’s earrings were crushed with her very hands.

• Sarah Palin loves opening up a can of whoop-ass.

• Sarah Palin thinks vegetarians are delicious.

• Sarah Palin's favorite childhood Disney movie was "101 Pitbulls"

• Even when wearing a snowmobile suit Sarah Palin is hot.

• Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.

• Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List

• Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience

• Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard.

• Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.

• When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.

• Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.

• Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.

• Sarah Palin can divide by zero.

• Wants to be President but is too kind to cut in front of John McCain, so now we get her for 16 yrs!
 

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boyzoi

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too funny.......ya gotta love an independant woman :crazy_pilot:
 

kwo51

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Cut until there is no government left to cut.This would be a good thing.:yes2: What has your government done for you lately.
 

festus

God Bless Our Troops!!!
Sarah Palin sleeps with a night light...

Sarah Palin sleeps with a night light...

Because the dark is afraid of Sarah Palin:fie:
 

Red Hat

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Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard.

Keep up your great work, Sarah!:wink:
 

tattedupboy

Thank God I'm alive!
Anyone remember Pat Tillman, who quit football to join the Army Rangers and fight in Afghanistan. If I didn't know any better, I'd think that this was him!
 

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