The Blonde Cowboy (joke)


Sheldon

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Blonde Cowboy
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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks, "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"

The Cowboy says: "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.

"We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt, so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants, so I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts, so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy.'

And here I am."

Son of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist.
 

NDS

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Ooohhh, cowboy jokes! Can I play?

Q: How did the cowboy get horse manure in his mustache?


Ready? It's a sing along:



A: Looking for love in all the wrong places...
 
Ooohhh, cowboy jokes! Can I play?

Q: How did the cowboy get horse manure in his mustache?


Ready? It's a sing along:



A: Looking for love in all the wrong places...

Oh I always thought that was a cowboys cure for chapped lips....To keep him from licking them.
 

kwo51

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Ye ha glade Harleys don't have those. Not to say there are not A--h---s on harleys we just don't kiss the tail pipes.
 

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